I WOULD like to apologize to readers of this site for the unkind things I have said about pizza. I now realize that commercial-grade pizza is, if not the nectar of the gods, a suitable substance for everday consumption. Human beings have an evolutionary drive to eat trash. It is useless to fight this impulse. It’s sort of like asking people to stop itching or mating. I realize that if you are a habitual pizza eater, you cannot help it. Please understand that I understand.

Here is the latest from the Domino’s Pizza Institute about the pizza-eating habits of Americans. This is important scientific news.

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