The Olympic Orgy
August 9, 2012
BUCK writes:
In a matter of a few minutes yesterday, I came across three stories about the 2012 Summer Sex Olympics. How does the joke go? “Which one doesn’t belong and why?” One is about a female who flaunts her mightily maintained virginity like that is itself an Olympic event and competition. All the while she also flaunts her sexuality and body. Another story is about the Olympics as the new traveling freak show; guess which sex. The third is about the real competition; who can burn through more of the 150,000 “official” condoms before time runs out. They’ve only a few of the seventeen days to “mingle” once they get the medal games out of the way. The athletic physique has been replaced by the sexy body. The whole has been replaced by its parts. Sexy feminine or sexy masculine, or what’s the diff? Where are you from? Your condom or mine?
