MICHAEL R. writes:

You make interesting associations between pizza and dysfunction in the modern world so I thought a pizza chain, Hell Pizza, which has started here in New Zealand and spread elsewhere, might interest you. As a marketing tool, its reversal of what we might normally expect has a quirky attraction, yet the continuing and growing evisceration of language will not be without ill effect.  The menu options include : Lust Deluxe, Lust, Greed, Envy, Pride, Sloth, Gluttony,  Pandemonium,  Grimm, Creator, Limbo, Damned,  Sinister, Underworld, Serpent. Snack Pizza with One Topping For Your Little Devil, or a Snack Pizza With One Topping and a Kids’ Drink For Your Little Devil.

 Condition the kid’s and condition the consumer in one easy serving.

There is a link on the site for something called “Satan’s Little Helper:”

Know someone who’s going through hell?

You could get them on the road to resurrection by telling their tale to Satan’s Little Helper. SLH is a reformed sinner, on a quest to cut a break for good souls who keep getting struck down by the big guy in the sky.

Tell us why your pal’s plight is worthy of un-divine intervention and SLH will see what he can do.

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