ASTUTE analysts in many spheres are coming to a conclusion reached here a long time ago: “Pizza is going to rule the world in the next twenty years.” Actually, I would say it is much less time than that, and my pizza prophecies have generally proved to be true. Pretty soon, it may even be mandatory that each person report to the government on pizza intake and prove consumption of at least 6,000 slices a year, which is just about the national average. The Pizza Complex has, as we all know, already extended its reach into the highest levels of government.

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