PRINCESS Charlotte is only a few days old and already the Pizza Industrial Complex is using her to tighten its grip on the British people. Pizza huts at selected locations across Great Britain are offering free slices to those who can prove they are named Charlotte.

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Bill R. writes:

Well, sure doesn’t sound like a whole lot of their Muslim immigrants will be getting free slices from Pizza Hut anytime soon, now does it?

Bert Perry writes:

Remembering how greasy Pizza Hut’s version of “Fix-a-flat” is, I have to wonder if they’re trying to kill off all others who hold that name so the good Princess can have the name to herself!

Love good pizza, which is why I can’t stand Pizza Hut.

Laura writes:

Pizza Hut is a weapon of mass destruction.

Your theory is plausible.

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