AS PART of my latest effort to keep this time-consuming and difficult blogging enterprise alive, I am offering a special opportunity to readers of this site.

For just $10, you can buy a virtual slice of this tempting Hot-Dog-Stuffed-Crust Pizza, which will arrive as a lovely photo attachment in your inbox. This marketing offer is geared to those observing Lent. Not only will any slice you buy be a form of fasting (the pizza is inedible — though not anywhere near as inedible as the real thing), it could also qualify as Lenten almsgiving.

Buy three or four! Feed the whole family, or just yourself! I am offering an entire pie, which includes eight slices, for a mere $50. I am hoping to sell 100 slices by the end of the day. Hurry, these miracles of pizza ingenuity will be flying off the shelf!

Those who are vegetarian or prefer a meatless dish can buy slices of my Fried-Tofu-Stuffed-Crust Pizza for the same price. (It will, however, arrive in your inbox looking like the hot dog variety. I assure you, it is meatless.) The tofu is a specially engineered product from high-level laboratories in the Pizza Industrial Complex. It is made with soy and recycled tires.

This is just one of many things offered by this website that you will be hard-pressed to find anywhere else! Go here to take advantage of this offer while supplies last!

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