Congratulations, Mr. Trump!
November 9, 2016
DONALD TRUMP has done it. He has made American nationalism acceptable. He has weakened the power of the “Nazi” and “racist” slurs. Thank you, Mr. Trump! I don’t agree with everything you’ve said and I certainly don’t embrace everything you’ve done, but I congratulate you today and I am happy that you have won. Thank you, Ohio! Thank you, Florida! Thank you, Pennsylvania! Thank you, American “Nazis” who worked hard to bring this about. Stand proud to be a “racist,” “misogynist,” “divisive” “Nazi” today.
Thank you most of all to God in saving us from the greater evil.
The polls were wrong. Did voters not want to admit even on the phone that they were voting for Trump? Ordinary people live in fear of expressing their desire for functioning borders and economic sovereignty. “Nazi! Nazi! You are a racist!!” Falsely labeling people who have accepted tens of millions of immigrants, paid their way in many cases and not mistreated them, as bigoted “racists” is not a surefire political strategy. (An estimated 22 percent of Latino voters in Pennsylvania voted for Trump. Are they racist too?)
Thank you, Donald, for barreling through with all your crass assertiveness this demonization of people who are generally not racists, but want what all people in the world, including Mexicans and Muslims, want and deserve: a homeland. Who was it that said Americans are the only people who get culture shock for simply walking out of their homes? It’s true. Wanting limits on immigration is not hating immigrants.
You are a fairly old man, Donald, and have nothing to lose. You can use this victory to serve the interests of truth and sanity or make it a hollow victory. You could make America better, if not great, by not just controlling our borders and appointing anti-abortion judges but also refusing to allow our military to be neo-conned into inflicting harm on other nations for no good reason.
Now, as one of your first acts as president-elect, please encourage Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, that shriveled, baby-hating witch, to make good on her threat to move. There are plenty of great places to live in New Zealand, with its mountains and meadows and raw cheese. All that can be yours, Ruth. But no, you won’t leave. You’ll prefer to stay and scorn the country that has treated you so well.
And Lady Gag-Us too is feeling hopeless. What a bummer. Here she is in a Rolls Royce last night “praying” and later staging a protest on a trash truck. May she and other Satanic, Hollywood furies take their immense, preternatural talents elsewhere.
Miley Cyrus, another political genius, also promised to leave. That alone would make America great again.
And then there’s the Illuminati, mind-controlled Katy Perry (below). She said she would leave too!
Please, Hollywood demons, America’s not for you! There are plenty of other countries where you can spread your venom openly and freely. You can get lattes and nationalized health care in Canada. You have the money to do it. We’re behind you!! We support your principled stance! Hollywood stars once stood for a modicum of virtue and beauty. Now they stand for sickness, freakishness and insanity. Clothed in Satanic red and black, they stand for the inversion of beauty and hatred of good.
Both Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz, also known as “Jon Stewart,” and the immortal, plasticized Cher have even threatened to go to another planet. Somehow we’d get by without you. Sorry you are not as powerful as you had hoped. Yes, this very close vote was against you too. The American deplorables say, “Bon Voyage!”
— Comments —
TK writes:
The last half dozen conversations I had about the election with friends, had me going down my litany of reasons why HRC would not win. I could convince others, but in the end I couldn’t really convince myself. I sat in front of the television watching the election results on Fox News. I figured that at least they would be better than any other network, although that smug chubby-faced Chris Stirwalt really needs a good punch in the nose. Well, the first exit polls weren’t looking so good and I remember how it went four years ago. My wife was more optimistic.
Two weeks ago my daughter texted me and told me to be ready to celebrate on November 8th. Trump was going to win. I smiled to myself, thinking how politically naive she was. I told her that I wish I shared her optimism, but I was still hoping for the best. She told me not to worry, it was in the bag.
As I looked at the election map, Trump’s path to victory looked so daunting. He would almost have to run the table. Little by little, as the night went on, I saw signs of hope, but still realized what would have to happen in order for him to win.
Well, I have a little more bounce in my step this morning, as many others do, I imagine. It was the most unbelievable election win in history. I asked my daughter how she knew. She said “God told me.” Thanks, God, we needed that.
Laura writes:
I’m with your daughter. I said Trump would win a long time ago. However, it was much closer than I thought it would be.
Penelope writes:
Thank you for your reluctant support of Trump. Pennsylvania won this for us and I’m sure you helped. Virginia, where I am, was a disappointment, but it will be fun to see all the sad rich liberals in Old Town today. :-)
Laura writes:
Oh, thanks.
I am surprised he didn’t win Virginia.
Lydia Sherman writes:
In spite of every thing, I have to say I like the fact that Americans chose to elect a businessman. A business executive is more fit for an executive job, and the executive branch (the Presidency) needs someone who will not give away the store.
Paul C. writes:
Our Lady interceded. Thank Jesus.
Mrs. Sherman writes:
Janet Reno said Donald would never be president in her lifetime. She died the day before the election.
Laura writes:
Trump received 50 percent of the vote of white women in Pennsylvania, compared to 47 percent for Hillary.
John Purdy writes:
As a Canadian I don’t want these people here! But I suppose if they pay taxes here and can’t vote then it’s not the worst solution.
Laura writes:
It’s a Fair Trade agreement. You take our celebrities and we’ll take your Nazis.
Bill R. writes:
“Thank you, Donald, for barreling through with all your crass assertiveness this demonization of people who are not racists, but want what all people in the world, including Mexicans and Muslims, want and deserve: a homeland.”
Well said.
It was a bright morning indeed for me here in California, if only because now, thanks to a President Trump, the rest of the country won’t have to become like us.
Joe A. writes:
Owning a functional landline from the former Ma Bell, our household received many inbound calls from polling firms. Many of the operators were, by accent, black people. Even I admit feeling reluctant to voice my true opinion to them and held back — and I’ve been called “racist,” “misogynist,” “divisive” and “Nazi” for decades.
If there was ever a time to come out of the traditionalist-nationalist closet, this is it.
Laura writes:
He never said or did anything very offensive to blacks, did he? But I guess the general perception is there.