Pig Slaughter, Pieter Brueghel

WOULD YOU like to replicate in your own home the chutzpah and crowd-pleasing bombast of the man who falsely claims to be pope of the Roman Catholic Church? Would you like to dish out impressive statements such as:

To find what the Lord asks of his Church today, we must lend an ear to the debates of our time
and perceive the “fragrance” of the men of this age, so as to be permeated with their joys and hopes, with their griefs and anxieties. (Address, October 4, 2014)

Would you like to perfect the art of heresy:

Our species, like others, will be extinguished, but the light of God, that will not be extinguished, which in the end will invade all souls and then everything will be in all. (Interview with Eugenio Scalfari on September 24, 2013, published on October 1 in La Repubblica)

Or would you like to relativize boldly:

Every form of sexual submission must be clearly rejected. This includes all improper
interpretations of the passage in the Letter to the Ephesians where Paul tells women to “be
subject to your husbands” (Eph 5:22). This passage mirrors the cultural categories of the time,
but our concern is not with its cultural matrix but with the revealed message that it conveys. (Amoris Laetitia)

Impress your friends with this simple recipe:

BERGOGLIAN STEW

1 cup Teilhard de Chardin
1/2 cup Darwinian fables
1/4 cup Swami Vivekanda
8 cups Kabbalah
3 cups hot air
2 teaspoons John Lennon
A generous pinch of Betty Friedan
1/4 cup corn syrup
2 one-pound bags U.N. documents (any will do), coarsely chopped

Combine all ingredients. Stir thoroughly.

Sprinkle with:

5 Tablespoons Marxism

Place in the hot sun. Wait six hours (nine for areas with significant chemtrail activity). Then serve.

You are now ready to discourse on the problems of the world.

WARNING: Due to unavoidable digestive consequences of this stew, it is strongly advised to take this product beforehand:

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