THE BABYLON BEE reports on special ice chambers being established for members of Antifa (and their supporters!):

HELL, 9TH CIRCLE—Representatives from the Lake of Fire confirmed yesterday they are working on a brand new circle of Hell tailored for members of Antifa. This custom area will be a place where absolutely nothing is on fire and nothing is flammable, maximizing the eternal suffering of rioters sent there.

“We eventually realized these guys were so good at creating hell on earth that we had to get a little more creative in order to make sure these Antifa types don’t actually like it down here,” said Adolfus Wormwood, project manager for the new construction. “Nothing down here will catch fire. It’s cool, damp, and actually kind of pleasant. Every Antifa rioter’s worst nightmare!”

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