FOR THOSE of you who have not been tuning in to the riveting miniseries The Pandemic, I would like to explain briefly who the popular character “Delta Variant” is and also a little about the plot — though I strongly recommend you tune in yourself.

Episode Nine is currently underway. Now, Delta is a sinister and scary villain (I mean, can’t you tell by the Masonic, Luciferian name?) who has “appeared” after the series’ original arch villain, Covid, had been terrorizing the people in the Land of the Goody-Goodies for many months, as seen in previous episodes.

The Goody-Goodies just want to do what they are told and be nice people. The more conspicuously they can be nice, the better. The problem is, both of these supremely diabolical villains are invisible and they want to destroy every last Goody-Goody.

They enter people’s bodies when their victims are not looking and make them sick, sending them to the hospital where nurses and doctors work frantically to cure them. Many people do not make it out of the hospital.

The illness these marauders create is similar to the flu — and numerous other ailments. But it’s also different, in invisible ways. Neither Delta — a twin brother of Covid who learned everything he knows from him — nor Covid can be shot down with guns or bombs. They can only be poisoned with injections. These injections kill and sicken a lot of people, but it’s better to die that way than be killed by Delta or Covid.

Anyway, these invisible marauders are creating a lot of havoc for the Goody-Goodies.

The real heroes of the series are the health officials. They hold press conferences and speak on super-sized screens, their radiant smiles beaming good will over the Goody-Goodies. They care about the Goody-Goodies in the way parents care about their children and they try to help them evade the invisible enemies. They have come up with fairly ingenious tactics: face masks that block the enemies, special hand cleansers and strict rules about social behavior, all intended to outwit these villains who for some unknown reason are less likely to target people who are lonely, isolated and completely demoralized.

The health officials have tried to come up with a test that detects the presence of Delta and Covid before it’s too late, but they have not been very successful because the test they have mostly picks up various ordinary viruses. They have done their best and that will have to do for now. When dealing with this kind of enemy, you can’t be too careful.

Anyway, the health officials and politicians have closed borders, shut down millions of businesses and made it possible for everyone to work at home and for the government to spend trillions, all of which eventually ends up in the hands of the smartest people. This is war.

A few people in the Land of the Goody-Goodies are bad. They are fortunately in the minority.

These traitors try to convince the loyal citizens that Covid and Delta don’t really exist!! They say the illnesses are really just the flu, as well as many other common conditions — including old age — and stress-induced trauma.  Almost all the Goodies hate these bad people and sit in front of their own screens shaking their fists and screaming, “Hate! Hate! Hate!”

If the bad ones would only cooperate in this war. The enemies would be conquered once and for all.

As you may have guessed, The Pandemic is a blockbuster, the most popular miniseries that has ever run on TV. What’s not to like? Viewers can’t get enough of it and the producers have promised at least two more seasons after this one.

Lots of action ahead. Delta is just as bad or even worse than his twin brother. Episode Ten is all about getting every child injected in time. They say newborns are the most susceptible. Expect hair-raising scenes as children are torn from the clutches of their no-good parents. Thank God this is only a TV show! I shudder to think of anything like this happening in real life!

Using invisible characters was a clever development, don’t you think? It saves the expense of real actors. I suspect other producers are going to make use of this clever strategy in future miniseries.

Dr. Thomas Cowan, co-author of The Contagion Myth, offers some interesting character analysis of Delta Variant and the bad people below. Though I don’t endorse all of Cowan’s medical ideas, he would make a very good movie critic!

Stay tuned! Spoiler Alert: You may like Delta Variant, but he is not going to last!

— Comments —

Terry Morris writes:

Greetings to you and your readership, from a stronghold of insolent baddy-baddies, where the degenerate goody-goodies of various and sundry sizes shapes and sexes find themselves in the extreme minority and therefore require State and federal assistance to live and conduct their lives safely, peaceably, harmoniously and freakishly, in accordance with the precedent set in the so called “Civil War,” and the “Reconstruction” amendments to the uS Constitution.

As President Lincoln famously noted, the country must be all one thing or all the other; it could not remain part free and part slave in his time, and it obviously cannot remain part goody-goodie and part baddy-baddy in ours. We have reached, once more, an existential crisis; we must therefore save the union – the union of, by, and for the goody-goodies, and only the goody-goodies – at all costs from the baddy-baddies who yet inhabit its borders from “Sea to Shining Sea.”

Expect, in a series of upcoming episodes scheduled for release just around the corner, souped up reincarnations of Generals Sherman and Sheridan et al, the re-introduction of “total war” and a veritable “March to the Sea” in all directions to finally eradicate the baddy-baddies and their impure bloodlines from the “land of the free and the home of the brave.” Millions of innocents (including millions of the most vulnerable goody-goodies) will of course have to be sacrificed in this great cause, but, as everyone knows, that is the nature of “total war.” We’ll make them a monument or something when all is said and done. General Sherman noted in his memoirs that “war is Hell”; his souped-up reincarnation will most assuredly follow and double down on Sherman’s lead in making the war on baddy-baddies as savage and hellish and inhumane as he possibly can.

When the Mass. Senator and great orator, Daniel Webster, famously approached two of his (Southern) Senate colleagues outside the Senate chambers with the question, “can’t you Southerners find a way to free yours slaves?,” the answer he received was ‘not by way of force or coercion, no.’ To which Mr. Webster ominously replied, “then you gentlemen had best make haste back to the South and beat your plowshares into swords, because Yankee school marms have taught two generations of Northerners to hate slavery and slave-holders with a passion.’ I submit that goody-goodie school marms throughout the ‘fruited plain’ have systematically taught and inculcated in the hearts and minds of the goody-goodie children under their charge for decades a deep-seated hatred and psychotic fear of the baddy-baddies among us; to eliminate, for once and for all time, their/our scourge from the face of the earth.

To borrow from a Jewish title from the 1920s (Germany Must Perish) and apply it to our times and circumstances, “The Baddy-Baddies Must Perish.”

Insane radicalism is alive and well in the good ol’ u S of A. We ain’t just “whistling Dixie” when we occasionally point out that the insane among us are literally running the asylums.

Laura writes:

The Baddy-Baddies must perish.

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