Working in My Jammies
January 25, 2022
ALAN writes:
I’ve decided to partake of the World Economic Forum’s “Fourth Industrial Revolution.” I am now working from home. Here are two snapshots to prove it.
In the first, you will see that I am hard at work in my unmentionables as I arrange books by the Dewey Decimal System. Afterward I was exhausted from reading all those names and numbers. So I took a nap.
When I awoke, still in my jammies (second picture), I had a brilliant inspiration for my next work project: A Deep Research essay on the Interdimensional Intersectionality of Higher Learning, Advanced Gullibility, and Modern Advertising Slogans when correlated with phases of the moon and the paramount question: How many times can Feminist TV Anchors say “Awesome!” in a single newscast? An alternate idea that occurred to me is a study of correlations between Fauci’s bank accounts, multiple levels of no-account bureaucrats, and the astronomical increase in Americans’ gullibility over the last forty years.
I aim to publish my Deep Research in the Journal of Psycholinguistic Imponderables or the Journal of Nescience, Nonsense, Non-Knowledge, and Non-Entities (whichever pays more).
For breaks during working hours, I watch Looney Tunes. For even better laughs, I listen to Fauci-the-Carnival Barker’s latest medical advice in each day’s new episode of Follow the Flim-Flam Artist.
It is imperative for Comrades like us to pursue such Deep Drivel…..er, I mean Deep Research…..in opposition to Dissenters who must be Debunked, Demeaned, Defamed, Denounced, Derailed, Deplored, Deplatformed, Deconstructed, Discredited and Disrupted ….. ideally in One Swell Foop.
