Alert: Birds Refusing to Social Distance
DO birds spread the coronavirus? This is a crucial question and if there isn't a team of Harvard scientists working on it, I would be shocked and dismayed. I was thinking about this question yesterday after reading the touching comments of a reader who braved the New Normal to go birdwatching. Personally, I would say that chickadees, blue jays, wrens, cardinals and many others, as adorable as they can be, are definitely super-spreaders since they go about breathing the open air and some of that air, at least until Comrade Biden implements the national mask mandate enforceable with jail terms, must contain germs. Birds are not locked down. Not yet. Until they are confined to their nests, those of us foolishly willing to risk death from a virus with a greater than 99 percent survival rate should take advantage of this opportunity. Enjoy birds. They are everywhere. They are free for the watching. They can fill the days of Home Aloners -- those who no longer go to the office and are slowly losing their minds in between Zoom calls -- with the small, innocent pleasures. A dictatorial consensus exists among world leaders that small pleasures must be destroyed, the sooner the better. But they are going to have a hard time rounding up all the birds, not that I would for a minute put that past them either. Did I ever tell you about the time my younger…


