The Self-Cleaning Home
DID you ever hear a plumber say, "I hate unblocking pipes. I hate it! I wish there was no such thing as the sewer line?" Did you ever hear an electrician say, "I can't stand wiring houses! Oh, I just hate electricity and wish it didn't exist?" Or how about a construction worker? Have you ever heard one say, "I hate nailing. I wish we all lived in grass huts so I didn't have to nail anything together ever again?" Probably not. For it is only the modern woman, under the influence of the Great Home-Hating Feminist Psy-Op, who goes about saying how much she hates, hates, hates the menial labor she has to do, as if she were a forest-clearing slave in the Siberian gulag rather than an independent domestic boss surrounded by nifty home-cleaning innovations that would be the envy of pre-industrial peasants. Frances Gabe (1915-2016) was a housewife who detested and resented housework. She became especially ticked off when her children got fig jam on the walls. Jam on the walls! Oh, how boring, tedious and totally beneath the "educated" (or miseducated) woman! Gabe reportedly was so fed up that she decided to invent and build a self-cleaning house (we don't know whether she tried to teach her children how to clean instead). She invented one over a long period. The result was entirely impractical and necessarily ugly due to the need to encase everything in plastic or other waterproof coverings to withstand cleaning…




