Just like Homecoming Weekend — Odysseus killing the suitors, Gustav Schwab, Sagen des Klassischen Altertums (1882)
IVAR the MIDWESTERNER, who teaches at a nondescript institution somewhere west of the Mississippi and East of the Left Coast, writes:
For years now I have been collecting the wildest, most desperate statements written by college students in papers and final examinations in various college-level English courses in which students read the classics. The samples below come from three different states and two different decades; a few are recent.
On Homer’s Odyssey: “Athene helps Telemachus and Odysseus to be reunited and restore order to Troy. This all took place around 450 B.C. but it was not written down until 800 B.C.”
On Homer’s Odyssey: “Odysseus, the main character, though having the hand of Venus (Venus-Isis) right on his side, is faced with much despair when he has to leave his wife and son’s behind before he goes on many ‘adventures’ and encounters things. He defeats the Cycalopse after barely being eaten and meets Nausicaa while naked then stumbling over Calypso who holds him prisoner and gives him all of the winds.”
On Homer’s Odyssey: “Beginning with Homer’s ‘The Odyssey’ written down around 800 BC, when infact the events took place in the 4th century. There are many examples of order, tragedy, and some triumph.” Read More »