THE BABY in modern society is a canvas on which the parent is free to paint his mischievous, wholly self-absorbed dreams. Modern liberals are prone, perhaps more than any other group in human history, to thinking babies remain babies forever.

The wildly sensational news story about a Toronto couple who have decided to conceal the sex of their baby so that he or she is not affected by conventional expectations is one example of this trend. Here are parents whose imaginations regarding their offspring are dwarfed by the present moment and radical egocentricity. They have named the baby Storm and maybe that’s exactly what he’ll be. A storm instead of a boy or a girl. 

Another example is this account of two lesbians who became mothers together at the same time, having artificially conceived their children with the same male donor. The story is a mind-blowing glimpse into the lesbian bourgeoisie and its staggering pretensions.

In both these cases, the babies won’t be babies forever. Someday they too will speak.

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The Summer Day
By Mary Oliver

Who made the world?
Who made the swan, and the black bear?
Who made the grasshopper?
This grasshopper, I mean-
the one who has flung herself out of the grass,
the one who is eating sugar out of my hand,
who is moving her jaws back and forth instead of up and down-
who is gazing around with her enormous and complicated eyes.
Now she lifts her pale forearms and thoroughly washes her face.
Now she snaps her wings open, and floats away.
I don’t know exactly what a prayer is.
I do know how to pay attention, how to fall down
into the grass, how to kneel down in the grass,
how to be idle and blessed, how to stroll through the fields,
which is what I have been doing all day.
Tell me, what else should I have done?
Doesn’t everything die at last, and too soon?
Tell me, what is it you plan to do
with your one wild and precious life?

IN A previous entry, a male reader boasted of eating a cicada with beer. Judging from his description, this was mainly bravado, not a civilized way to consume this large, sap-feeding insect. Here a reader offers her own intriguing recipe.

A Grateful Reader writes:

A lady never behaves like a “real man.” The lady of the kitchen ventures out at dawn, when the cicadas are emerging from their shells, all white and soft with red eyes. As they bend backwards waiting for their wings to dry, she plucks several dozen from their shells and stores them in the freezer until dinnertime. As an appetizer for the main meal of the day, she gently fries them with a bit of olive oil and garlic and salt. All the family enjoy the tasty and nutritious treat. When eaten raw, these dainty creatures are appropriate on fast days; indeed, John the Baptist probably ate his locusts fresh from their shells in the morning, without the benefit of cooking. Bon Appetit.

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IT APPARENTLY has escaped the notice of “slut walkers” that one of the most powerful men in the world has just been arrested and has been charged with assaulting a hotel maid. The contrast to their message is perhaps too glaring for the protesters. Despite their claim that women are frequently blamed for rape, the truth is that America has historically been highly intolerant of sexual assault. Another famous French man took note of this many years ago.

In his 1835 book Democracy in America, Alexis de Tocqueville wrote:

No other crime is judged with the same inexorable severity by public opinion…. as Americans think nothing more precious than a woman’s honor and nothing deserving more respect than her freedom; they think no punishment too severe for those who take both against her will.

IN THIS ENTRY, a reader commented on the Christian expression, “we are all sinners.” She wrote:

Non-Christians get their hackles up when they hear this, because the word “sin” is loaded. People don’t understand what is really meant: that we are sinners not because we sin, but we sin because we are sinners. We are imperfect. This needs to be explained better. If I had not by chance heard this on a Christian TV programme, I would still protest the statement that “all people are sinners.” No one wants to think he or she goes around deliberately doing evil day in and day out. Read More »

THE REFLECTIONS by reader and pizza deliveryman Ben Jolly on how he learned manners as a child during rare meals out in elegant restaurants reminded me of the 1911 essay “The Decay of Manners” by the Southern-born writer and lawyer Thomas Nelson Page. The essay appeared in The Century Illustrated magazine. Page’s complaints about boorish behavior seem positively quaint today. Some of his wisest observations concern the role of women in defending civility. He wrote:

This is the crux of the whole question. Among all civilized peoples woman is the custodian of good manners. She places the stamp on the currency which gives it value in the public mind, and if she will not assert her royal prerogative it will soon become debased. Read More »

A 17-year cicada

ROSE writes:

 I haven’t been keeping up with my blogs lately because of the many wild animals I’m taking care of, but recently I’ve been thinking of you daily. You see, a few weeks ago the 13-year cicadas emerged, many from my very backyard. [Cicadas were discussed previously here, here and here.] It’s half an acre and potentially could have contained 500,000 of them. There are thousands of tiny holes everywhere and it’s blanketed with cicada shells while the gigantic red-eyed bug monsters swoop down at you from the air.

And the noise… I told you they’re usually loud in the summer but this year the paper reports that people have been calling the police to find out if a big construction project or military exercises are
going on. They’re like little vuvuzelas made by God.

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AT GALLIAWATCH, Tiberge writes about the renewed outpourings of anti-Americanism in France with the Dominique Strauss-Kahn affair. She writes:

The beauty of [Dominique Strauss-Kahn] is that he is a perfect example of the money-obsessed Socialist, who doles out crumbs to the workers of France, making them work harder and harder for less and less, making their daily lives miserable through lax policies on crime and immigration, sapping them of their will to take private initiatives, and at the same time slowly destroying their ancient traditions, religion and values.

… I think the disgrace for France is not so much what DSK did, but that the backwardly puritanical “Ricains” caught him and hold him. If only he had done this at Sofitel Bangkok! Read More »

IN A PIECE about the engagement of Nancy Shevell and Paul McCartney – or make that, Sir Paul McCartney since the former Beatle is among the numerous rock musicians, actors and fashion designers dubbed knights by Queen Elizabeth  –  The New York Times states that any children of the couple will not inherit a title.

Ms. Shevell is 51 and the Knight is 68.  They are both retreads: she is on her second marriage and he is on his third. Is it rude to state the obvious? Children are unlikely. Interestingly, the ages of the two are completely omitted from the newspaper’s reporting on the engagement. The daily chronicle of the Boomer generation avoids the inconvenient facts of advancing age. Read More »

THE reader Paul C. sent a letter, excerpted below, to Senator David Vitter of Louisiana.

Dear Senator Vitter:

It is displeasing to say I can no longer turn out for Republican politicians. Republicans are toe-in-the-water conservatives. At the first sign of criticism from the liberal Media and Republican constituents, they run for the lily-white hills behind the liberals who have been leading the run since the 1960s. See New Hampshire. If Republicans cannot see that we are in a desperate struggle with Hispanic and other non-European and non-Asian immigration to save our traditions, culture, race, language, and country, then we are going to lose all of them for all time. Read More »

JAMES P. writes: 

Here is yet another horror story in which a  child is left in a car unattended and dies, this time in Italy. Note that the father is a university professor, and thus not stupid. And this in a country with one of the lowest fertility rates on Earth — far below replacement. The full story is below, with some comments of mine. Read More »

A FEMALE READER writes:

Here is a German theme song for your blog. I don’t know if you speak German, but I think you will get the point without a translation. It’s called “Frauen Sind Die Neuen Männer,” or “Women are the New Men,” and is by the group Die Prinzen. It’s not one of their best songs in my book, but relevant to your musings.  Read More »

BEN JOLLY writes:

I have greatly enjoyed your commentary on the plague of pizza. I have worked off and on for Papa John’s in the last four years as a side job or full-time when I have been laid off (aerospace is a rough world). I’m sure you are aware that PJ’s brands itself as a high-end product, with better quality ingredients and more consistent quality, and not surprisingly a higher price. Yet it is still pizza.

I was a delivery driver in the suburbs of Dallas, and again in a suburb of Denver, Colorado. I could probably write a small book on all the strange, interesting, disgusting, or frightening scenarios one encounters in that occupation. One’s colleagues can also fall into the four aforementioned categories. PJ’s doesn’t drug test (at least at any of the places I’ve worked for them) so you can imagine some of the individuals that work there. Here are some of my observations into the standard issue junk food, and the culinary state of our culture in general.  Read More »

 STEVE KOGAN writes:

Some research into book bundles led me to this mother of all book bundles at an exhibit at a gallery called the Mattress Factory in Pittsburgh in 2006. In the long range shot, it appears in a corner of a large, loft-like space, standing floor to ceiling in the form of cross section of books, like the base of a felled tree. Read More »

JOHN PURDY writes:

Here is a letter to the editor I sent to my local newspaper in response to this column about slut walks.

To the Editor,

This is a typical example of feminists making a cause célèbre out of an inept remark. I doubt very much Constable Michael Sanguinetti was trying to imply that sluttily dressed women deserve to be raped. Read More »

THIS ARTICLE in today’s New York Times about nannies in Brazil and their ability to claim higher and higher salaries is written in the seemingly non-judgmental style of most articles about the abandonment of home and children by modern mothers. In truth, the article is highly approving of the trend. The writer Alexei Barrionuevo says the phenomenon has only one serious drawback – it’s hard for some women to instantly find a nanny.

Wealthy women have hired servants for many centuries. There is nothing wrong with that. But it is deeply wrong when a culture’s brightest and wealthiest women leave their homes en masse for jobs. It is immoral. Why?

1. This phenomenon creates more job competition, lessening the ability of men to support their families and forcing other women, including many middle class women, to work.

2. It creates unrealistic standards for the middle class and poor, standards which encourage the societal abandonment of child-rearing and lead to everyday domestic chaos for non-wealthy families.

3. It deprives families and communities of the moral, spiritual and intellectual vigilance of women whose lives are not directed to commercial activity.

4. It creates a society that worships technocratic competence and disparages love. It harms marriage and family bonds.

Many women who leave their homes every day for high-powered jobs love their children and do remarkable things for them. But a society of women who leave their families is soulless and corrupt. Read More »

JEFF W. writes:

To me these corpses of books are modern-day versions of the Roman household gods, theLares and Penates.

Robert Graves in his book The White Goddess said that there are three spirits of the modern age: Apollo the god of knowledge and science, Pluto the god of wealth, and Mercury the god of thieves. These fake books are idols or talismans invoking Apollo the god of knowledge. In the minds of many modern people, scientific human knowledge is much superior to a backward, superstitious Jesus or a sadistic Jehovah. That is why some atheists call themselves “the Brights.” I also notice that guests on TV talk shows often sit or stand in front of a loaded bookshelf. That symbolic display marks the guest as a devotee of Apollo. Read More »