On Aliens Near and Far
THOMAS F. BERTONNEAU writes:
The lore of alien visitation and the flying saucers is one of my hobbies. It occurs to me that the aliens might already be wise to Mrs. Othman. In the UFO lore, the “contactees” are never people of office or elevated station; they’re always backwoods people, dirt farmers, highway hamburger stand owners, slightly maladjusted teenagers and the like. The one exception that comes to mind is ex-President Jimmy Carter, who reported a close encounter, but without “contact.” Of course, Carter was also the only serving president to be the victim of a rabbit attack. It is difficult to interpret these things with certainty. If I were an alien visiting the earth in the late 1970s, I would probably have knocked on Billy Carter’s door. I have the intuition that Billy was a better greeter than his brother Jimmy. Considering his ears, Ross Perot probably was an alien. Obama is an alien of a different kind. Once or twice in a faculty meeting (a college teacher, I work in the most ferociously, homogeneously left-liberal institution of them all), I have gotten the distinct impression that I am an alien.






