{"id":92816,"date":"2016-06-01T09:24:47","date_gmt":"2016-06-01T13:24:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thinkinghousewife.com\/wp\/?p=92816"},"modified":"2016-06-01T09:25:12","modified_gmt":"2016-06-01T13:25:12","slug":"from-the-bible-belt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thinkinghousewife.com\/2016\/06\/from-the-bible-belt\/","title":{"rendered":"From the Bible Belt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"first\"><strong>THE <a href=\"http:\/\/babylonbee.com\">BABYLON BEE<\/a>\u00a0<\/strong>reports important developments in the Bible Belt.\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/church-tech-guy-completes-historic-perfect-service\/\">Here&#8217;s<\/a> the latest:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">According to reports coming out of Grace Fellowship, church intern Greg Barona completed\u00a0the eighth\u00a0perfect tech performance\u00a0in Evangelical history Sunday at the church\u2019s 10:30 a.m. service.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">Barona looked totally in control from the very first song all the way until the benediction, according to multiple sources. The congregation reportedly held their breath as the pastor gave the verbal cues for media like illustrative pictures, movie clips, and seemingly endless sermon points, but Barona held it together, retiring all slides with no delays, errors, or false starts. The second the 28-year-old Barona fired off the final slide, the audience erupted in emotional, wild cheering, knowing they had witnessed history. After the teaching pastor dumped a\u00a0vat of old coffee\u00a0over his head, the congregants swept him up on their shoulders and carried him outside, where the unrestrained celebration continued.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">\u201cIt looked dicey there for a minute when the worship leader called an audible and went right into the chorus of \u2018Good Good Father,\u2019 but Greg pulled through. A real clutch player,\u201d head tech Paul Stark told reporters during the post-service bash, shouting over the cheers from the congregation. \u201cGuys like Greg make it look easy.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>THE BABYLON BEE\u00a0reports important developments in the Bible Belt.\u00a0Here&#8217;s the latest: According to reports coming out of Grace Fellowship, church intern Greg Barona completed\u00a0the eighth\u00a0perfect tech performance\u00a0in Evangelical history Sunday at the church\u2019s 10:30 a.m. service. Barona looked totally in control from the very first song all the way until the benediction, according to multiple [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-92816","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thinkinghousewife.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92816","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thinkinghousewife.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thinkinghousewife.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thinkinghousewife.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thinkinghousewife.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=92816"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.thinkinghousewife.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92816\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":92820,"href":"https:\/\/www.thinkinghousewife.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92816\/revisions\/92820"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thinkinghousewife.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=92816"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thinkinghousewife.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=92816"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thinkinghousewife.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=92816"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}