Alphabetical Sludge (or ‘P’ Stands for Pervert)
A READER sent the below poster from Rollins College in Florida. As you can see, the absurd, stomach-turning acronym LGBT, used with a straight face by our highest officials in the same way they might walk around with bowls of cherry jello on their heads, is now morphing into the alphabetical mouthful, LGBTQQIP. ‘P’ is for pansexual. ‘I’ is for intersex. ‘S’ is for sinful. ‘R’ is for ruining your life. Whatever part of the alphabet you toss into this juvenile stew, corporations, government and academic institutions will be eagerly behind it, lining up with bowls of cherry jello, heaping on programs to make queer, pansexual, intersex individuals feel good. They don’t really care what the letters mean, as long as they lessen the resentment of the homosexual. Since the resentment of the liberated homosexual is bottomless, twenty-sex letters are not enough and there will have to be long strings of consonants, especially Q’s and P’s.
