ALAN writes:
Shortly after nine o’clock on Easter Sunday night, I was watching an old movie when a strange noise outside attracted my attention. It was not the sound of an auto collision or screeching tires, but rather a muffled thump, followed by silence. I did not go out to investigate, but I suspected an auto accident of some kind. A few minutes later, the sirens proved me right. For ten minutes, the night air was filled with sirens.
In far south St. Louis, there is a bridge that spans a wide drainage ditch, and two roads that run parallel to the ditch on either side. Traffic is heavy on all three roads. Nearby residents call them “speedways,” because that is how they are used by anarchists and morons who compete to show how much they hate traffic laws.
What about traffic law enforcement, you ask? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! That’s a good one! You must be from another planet or another century. There is no traffic law enforcement in St. Louis or any other kind of law enforcement.
Astronomer Oliver Justin Lee wrote in 1939:
“Every day, when driving, I experience keen pleasure in showing some courtesy of the road or receiving evidence of it from others, usually the mature drivers, rarely the youthful. Note how jealous many drivers are about their cars. They must go fast, they must prove to every other driver that their car can go faster, climb easier or roar louder than anything else on the road. I often feel like saying ‘Don’t be cocky. Anyone, even a witless moron, can push down an accelerator’ … There is much hysterical driving of automobiles, much ill-nature and thoughtlessness…..” [Oliver Justin Lee, Beyond Yonder, Chapman & Grimes, 1939, p. 23]
It was precisely one such moron who caused the accident Easter Sunday night by driving his truck at 80 miles per hour along one of the roads perpendicular to the bridge. (more…)