A READER writes:

I was persuing the IKEA catalogue on this very hot summer day when I came up with my own additions to the merchandiser’s Swedish names for sofas, bookcases, cabinets and tables:

Rïppoff
Häardtoassembel
Faallapåart
Päartikalbørd
Lostscrü
Missingpåart
Kollapsprøn
Wherdidwepäark
Løstyœngestchild

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