On Birds, Morons and Crackers
ALAN writes:
Indeed I do remember when you wrote before about the bird who knocked at your door. Enjoyed reading it so much I printed a copy and placed it in my “Best of T.T.H.” folder.
A dozen or more ducks and four geese live at one of the lakes in a public park in St. Louis. Two older women walk through there often and bring feed for the ducks and geese, as does a young man who walks through there with his dog.
I had been feeding the squirrels, so one day I offered a few crackers to the four geese. They were delighted. Then I began to do that every week or so. There are two Chinese geese, a snow-white goose, and a Ross’s goose, the smallest of the four. The two Chinese geese are highly attentive to sound. If they hear or see a potential menace to them, they are quick to respond and head for the lake, where they know they will be safe. They do not wear signs reading, “All creatures are equal.” They practice extreme discrimination. They do not celebrate “the joys of diversity” with cats, dogs, and obnoxious children. (more…)

