As You Lay Dying
DON'T DIE, dear reader. Please don't die. I am experienced enough with this regrettable phenomenon to advise you -- without hesitation or doubt -- that you should not die. Do something else instead. Go for a walk in the woods. Get a haircut. Have a glass of wine or start a new hobby or write poetry. Anything, for Pete's sake. But, die? It's not worth it. Interesting yes, but not worth the trouble. If death comes knocking at your door, politely decline. There are some experiences you don't need on your resumé. But ... you must die someday, you say? "I have no choice," you say? Hmm, I hadn't thought of that. Well, in that case, it is my editorial duty to inform you that if you must die, you must strive to do it well. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. But only at your finest. How, you might ask, can you die well? That's a good question. Now that I think of it, the answer is lengthy. Let's start with one small and essential tip: Don't wait till the last minute. Procrastination is risky, and besides it takes a long time to die well in many cases. Start now. Everyday, without fail, for a few moments, contemplate your own death. Even if you are smart and young and busy and active with a hundred plans for tomorrow. Contemplate your own death. That's a morbid subject, you say!…








