Trump Stars in New Episode of “Pandemic”

THIRTY-three days before the election, The President is diagnosed with The Virus and is airlifted to Walter Reed Hospital, where he bravely battles for his life with “mild symptoms.” Operation Warp Speed has failed him. Never again can he be accused of not taking the global bug seriously.
In this latest episode of the reality TV show Pandemic, Trump is prevented from Making America Great Again for two weeks. His enemies openly cheer on the virus they have fanatically feared. Not known for their devotions, they are fervently praying now. His sparring partner, scheduled to meet him in the debating ring for another bout on Oct. 15, secretly wishes he could be hospitalized too. Scientists receive major grants to study whether Republicans are more susceptible than Democrats.
The Third Lady, also positively diagnosed, remains photogenically at the White House.
Stay Tuned for “Election Night,” the forthcoming episode when the recovered president, his ratings boosted by his dramatic illness and the resulting confidence that he can indeed lead the nation through the pending economic and social chaos, will win a second term. (more…)



